Tumbl with Mister Beamer

Dear Portland and Vancouver, what’s up w/the Pepsi? ICK! Don’t ya know that Coke is #1 & Diet Coke is #2? I guess u didn’t get the memo…

Oh myyy

My parents made me what I am today. I’m thinking of suing.

Somehow the story of the face-eating dude in Miami escaped my radar. I just now heard about it. I wish I could read the original story.

Oh noes! I just went grocery shopping @ Safeway and forgot to “check in”. What to do?

I wish the FedEx person would get here, so I can listen to music with headphones….

I could care less about Douglas Adams.

Cats rule. Dogs drool.

Someday I’ll sleep like a normal person. Someday…..

ignorehitler:

BIEBER.

ignorehitler:

MELT.

ignorehitler:

TISSUE.

ignorehitler:

EYEBALL.